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Have you been counting the minutes
until election day when your neighbors can remove all those campaign
signs from their lawns for another two years? Yes, these are
mid-term elections, just as serious as the presidential election yet
to come two years from now, but not as interesting.
Why not? Because the great candidate Vermin Love Supreme only runs
for President and doesn’t mess about trying to be someone’s
governor. V.L., who appears to be a bearded cross between Archimedes
and Alexander Graham Bell, tends to stand out in a crowd. That is
largely because he’s usually wearing a boot on his head and is
carrying a giant toothbrush.
Unlike most politicians, who basically ask us to vote for them
because they have their names on several yard signs and can prove
it, Ol’ Verm isn’t afraid to face his country head-on and tell us
what we really need.
Last time around, while trying to wedge his goals into the New
Hampshire primaries, Vermin made no bones of his platform: 1.
Passing a national law that everyone must brush their teeth, 2.
Dedicating millions of tax dollars to delve into time travel, 3.
Investigate the possibilities of a Zombie invasion, and 4. Give a
pony to everyone in the country.
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Lest you be scratching your head over
the time-travel expenditures, Vermin Love Supreme is quick to point
out that once science has whipped time travel, he can then go back
in time and kill Adolf Hitler.
How can you beat a campaign slogan
like that? Not only is it fun, but just picture 250 million people
riding ponies around and showing off their shiny teeth.
Just two more years … we can do it. Two more years.
[Text from file received from
Slim Randles]
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